Universal Theurge



''Universal theurges rise above petty squabbles between religions. They believe that all religions have a different perspective on the same truth and that no one's viewpoint should be criticized or supressed. Some people disagree with this way of thinking; they must pay for their heresy. These theurges use their natural magical ability and connection to the divine to cast beneficial spells. They also support the alternate lifestyle of the undead. Of course, they don't call them undead, they use changing euphemisms like living impaired or vitality deficient. ''

Ablities: 

2 Love and Tolerance: Aid an enemy in some way and replenish 3 class cards.

3 Bless You: Play this card to give an ally a buff to their next attack or action. If they just legitimately sneezed (narrator's discretion) they get to instantly defeat the next enemy they attack. 

4 Shield: Play this card for free as an enemy attacks you. The attack bounces off this shield. (this ability needs cowbell)

5 Wall of Holiness: The target is surrounded in a wave of holy light that rebuffs all negative energies. If any enemy wishes to target that player in combat, the enemy must first draw a number card. If they do not, they lose their turn making an ineffective attack.

6 Shun the Non-believer: For the next two turns, a certain enemy cannot act.

7 Divine Boon: After assisting an ally in some way, play this to restore 3 class cards.

8 Irreverend: You are the connection between the mundane and the spiritual, whatever form that may take. Give the target of your blessing 2 fate cards.

9 Divine Intervention: Play this card to say that whatever just happened is retconned into having never happened. This is intended mostly to eliminate the effects of attacks, but can have other purposes.

10 Loot the Bodies: You honor the dead, friend or foe. Take a loot card from your hand and bury/cremate/defenestrate it with a fallen enemy after combat. Draw 2 class cards after doing so.

J Smite: Explain to the narrator how the target's actions are not tolerant or open minded. If she agrees, the target is instantly killed with smite.

Q q:q. 

K Revival: After a teammate has been taken out play this card to restore all cards to the target and eliminate any negative penalties.

Ace Circle of Tolerance: Everyone gets in a circle and discusses their feelings. Whoever contributes draws a race card