Throwing Weapons

So, throwing weapons are mainly used for hurting things.

2 Chunkin Punkin: This throwing weapon is too heavy for you to hurl on your own. You must spend one turn constructing a punkin-hurling device. On the next turn, launch it, destroying one enemy of your choice while the fragments kill off any grunts.

3 Throwing Rice: Bred for throwing, its first use was at a wedding. After the devastating effects were realized, it was repurposed as a weapon that can kill 3 grunts.

4 Throwing Sword: Everyone's seen throwing axes, knives, and javelins. But where are the throwing swords? Finally, someone's made one, a weapon that can kill any warrior.

5 Atlatl: This has one shot that can kill any warrior. If you can explain to the narrator's satisfaction what an atlatl is, it can also kill a boss.

6 Throwing Rock: Sure, most rocks can be thrown, but this rock is exceptionally throwable. It is almost the very essence of the rock element, one of the stoniest. Yeah, so it can kill any warrior.

7 Poisoned Dart: This dart is covered in the toxic cooking of Grandma Frodumpkin. It will kill any enemy at the end of that enemy's next turn.

8 Boomerang: This weapon has a ghost trapped inside it, hence the name. The poltergeist makes it return to the user, usually. It can kill any grunt. After using this weapon, flip a card from the narrator's deck. If it is a number card, return the boomerang to your hand.

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J Miniature Poodle: Bred for their small size and ferociousness, miniature poodles are a force to be reckoned with. This throwing weapon defeats a boss.

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K Pipe Bomb: When you need to clear your drains of foul monsters, this is what you use. It kills any creature.

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